Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation?
Do your boobs hang wide?
Do your boobs fall off
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket
Just like Davy Crocket?
Do your boobs fall off?
Yes you guess it, this post is all about Boobs, and well ... Bra's.
These thoughts started from a conversation that I had with my mom the other day. They had an office discussion on Bra's. I have an opinion on Bra's. I love a good bra. Ever noticed that if you don't have a bra that fits right everything else doesn't look quite put together? REALLY it is very true. Go and get measured! I have a friend who for some odd reason thought I said this quote (it wasn't me, but I really liked it) "my boobs look as if they are a grape hanging a plastic bag". No wonder we are consumed with perfect breast. Not me. I have been everything from a 38 L-ish (yes that is an L you see there) to a 32A. I loved that A. When I was engorged after having Izzy I had to go and find a bra that fit, even if it only fit me for a few days or a couple of weeks. I couldn't find one. I went to the store to find a nursing bra and just said...give me the biggest one that you have....it was still too small, so that L cup was just a guess. Here is a sad, but very funny confession. I had to go to Sam's Club right before heading to the mall to look for that bra....I had breast shells on. With cotton inside of them to collect the milk that was leaking into them. I was so huge I couldn't clip the top of the bra closed...so I really thought that it would just stay up....well it didn't....and the breast shell fell out and onto the floor at Sam's. Yup. At that moment I was so embarrassed. Bending over to pick it up I kicked it, and it went spinning across the floor. Yup, even more embarrassed. So I left Sam's....FAST! I didn't even stop to see if anyone noticed, or anything. Yup left my kart right there where I was standing and headed for the door.
So now for the bra advice. I love a good bra. I will say it again I LOVE A GOOD BRA!!! I have found that my favs are Victoria Secrets. Go in, get measured and try them on. They are not all made the same. Last time I went in, I was measured and had been squeezing myself into a bra that was 4 cup sized to small. BUT I really loved that style so the sales lady got me that exact bra in size I needed. Well, it hurt right under my arms, digging into my armpit area. It was too tall in that area. So I really thought I was out of luck. Nope....she went and picked out a bra that has what she called "a lower side profile". LOVE IT! The part is once you figure out what size you really are, and you have tried on every style in the store in that size, go home get online and order it! There are many things to save money on Vicky's Bras. The first is to do a coupon code search from Google. At the checkout on-line you can enter up to 3 discount codes. Be careful and play around a bit with the codes getting yourself the best deal. I promise you wont regret it! Here is an example.....I am of the frame of mind that in a bathing suit for me it is all about being modest and making those girls look like 30ish year old girls and not 80 year old girls. So I like a little lift in a bathing suit. I went online and ordered 4 suites and 2 bras. With the bra's in the store being around $50 and the bathing suits being between $70-$120 I wanted some good coupons. I found them, order all of them. Really I only wanted 1 bathing suit, but you have to try a few on to find one that you like and then you can send the rest back. Oh they gave great lift! BUT they run small. Another confession apparently when my jeans are a size 8, I can't order a size 8 swimming suit...nothing fit so they all went back. Really sad rolling it up my legs, only to get to my knees and then realize that it really isn't going any farther without ripping, or having to cut it off to get it back down. The point to the ordering on line is that my order total was going to be around $400, and with the coupon codes it ended up costing around $170. HUGE savings. So pick it out at the store and shop online.














































